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Average Joe Tallow and Goat Milk Soap

Average Joe Tallow and Goat Milk Soap

$8.00 USD
$8.00 USD
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Indulge in the luxurious experience of Average Joe/Tallow & Goat Milk Soap, exclusively at Perfectly Tallowed. Enriched with tallow, this soap delivers essential vitamins A, D, E, and K, as well as linoleic acid and omega 6 fatty acids, promoting healthy, nourished skin. The goat's milk adds natural anti-inflammatory properties that soothe and calm, making it perfect for everyday use. At Perfectly Tallowed, we prioritize quality and customer satisfaction, ensuring each product aligns with our values of natural and effective skincare. Elevate your daily routine with this nourishing soap and embrace the artistry of handcrafted home goods.

Discover the essence of the modern man with Average Joe/Tallow & Goat Milk Soap from Perfectly Tallowed. Imagine a man who is Confident, Trustworthy, Successful, Romantic, Sexy, Sensual, Daring, and has a great sense of humor. Would you call that...The Perfect Man or an Average Joe? Enriched with the nourishing benefits of tallow and goat milk, this soap offers a luxurious lather that leaves your skin feeling soft and rejuvenated.  Treat yourself or the Average Joe in your life to this indulgent soap and embrace a new level of clean.

Ingredients

Ingredients: Beef tallow, olive oil, coconut oil, palm oil, castor oil, water, goat milk, sodium hydroxide, sodium lactate, Kaolin clay, colloidal oats, fragrance oil, colorants, sugar and silk fibers

How to use

Use alone, or with a sisal soap pouch, wash cloth, or shower sponge. Keep out of direct water when not in use to keep the soap longer.

Return policy

Due to the nature of our products and FDA regulations, we cannot accept returns. All sales are final. 

While we do offer refunds or replacements on products that are damaged during shipping, we will need documentation from our shipping partners that damage occurred. 

Please note that because we use natural ingredients in our products, there will be variations in viscosity, scent, and color, and these will all vary from batch to batch. Natural ingredients are not identical and can cause variations in the final products. Because we use the freshest natural ingredients possible to create the products we sell, we do not buy huge lots of ingredients at any given time. This means that our ingredients and products are inherently mutable as they are subject to changes in nature. For example, a plant seed oil may fluctuate in color depending on the growing conditions, varietal, harvest time, etc.

Disclaimer

For External Use Only. NOT recommended for the face unless otherwise noted. Avoid contact with eyes and do not ingest. Not recommended for children. If you are pregnant, nursing or under medical care please consult your physician before use. Product has not been evaluated by the FDA and I am not a physician. If irritation occurs, discontinue use. Skincare products may cause an allergic reaction. If an allergic reaction occurs PERFECTLY CALIBRATED LLC will not be held liable. We recommend a small test patch before using on your full body or face. Use at your own risk. All products, listings and statements are for informational purposes ONLY and are NOT INTENDED to diagnose, prescribe, treat, cure or prevent any condition, ailment or disease. PLEASE NOTE: ALL ITEMS ARE HANDCRAFTED IN SMALL BATCHES - BECAUSE OF THIS THE APPEARANCE OF EACH BATCH MAY DIFFER SLIGHTLY.

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